January 13, 2009

RESCUE ME :: Facebook Forwards, iPods, & a "MASH"-like game

The timesuck that is Facebook got a little more interesting today when a college friend posted a list of life-related questions to be answered by the titles of songs played by one's iPod... on random.  These are my real answers...


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RESCUE ME!

*** A fun (and possibly eerily revealing?) iPod Roulette game for Friday or the weekend.***

TODAY at 4:14pm
1. I put my music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 12 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the game from.

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IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
“Chasing Cars” (Snow Patrol)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
“Oh! Darling” (The Beatles)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“Candy Shop” (Madonna)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
“I Can’t Stay” (The Killers)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
“Little Kids” (Deerhunter)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
“Nothing Ever Happened” (Deerhunter)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“Time to Pretend” (MGMT)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Promised Land (Single Version)” (Chuck Berry)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
“Santa Baby” (Madonna)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“Our Lips Are Sealed” (The Go-Go’s)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“(I’mYour) Hoochie Coochie Man” (Muddy Waters)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“Le Freak” (Chic)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“I Can’t Be Satisfied” (Muddy Waters)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“Saved By Old Times” (Deerhunter)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“I’m a Man” (Bo Diddley)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“Out of Touch” (Daryl Hall & John Oates)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“Disco Lady” (Johnnie Taylor)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
“Joy Ride’ (The Killers)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“Human” (The Killers)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“Smiling Faces Sometimes” (Undisputed Truth)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
“Twilight At Carbon Lake” (Deerhunter)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
“And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” (Jennifer Hudson)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
“Let the Beat Hit ‘Em” (Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
“I Heard It Through the Grapevine” (Gladys Knight & The Pips)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
“Get Together” (Madonna)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
“Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” (U2)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
“Love Is a Loosing Game” (Amy Winehouse)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
“Big Girls Don’t Cry (Personal)” (Fergie)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
“No One” (Alicia Keys)

WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
“Rescue Me” (Fontella Bass)

BONUS – WHAT OPPORTUNITY DID YOU MISS? (i.e. what song came on after you completed the list?)
“Mercy” (Duffy)

January 09, 2009

Lily Allen - Womanizer

What this song could have been in the hands of a skilled performer...

Lily Allen - The Fear

What does one have to do to get hot dancing butlers? I need to get on that career path. ;)

Another winner from Allen.

December 31, 2008

The Chaddies -- Best of 2008 at the Movies

Awash in the critically acclaimed, I'm posting my pics for Best of 2008 -- Movies Edition. I've yet to see the aforementioned Oscar-bait trio"Doubt," "Frost/Nixon," or "Revolutionary Road," but, based on what I know about my taste, I'd wager only an absolute TKO performance by Ms. Winslet in 'Road' would alter my selections . Likewise, I also missed "A Christmas Tale," "The Class," and "Ghost Town." With these misses in my own viewership, I'm picking '08's "Great Eight," leaving a few places for additions, and picking my selections for best performances.

So hear goes...

-- Number One --
Unlike the BCS, women's gymnastics, or even American Idol, I award a tie when two equally competent performances vie for a top sport. Rationale explained, I found that two films captured both my imagination & the moment:

**MILK**
Eerily prescient in light of both the grassrootsy 2008 election of Barack Obama as POTUS 44 and the crushing defeat of Prop 8 in California. Brilliantly directed and acted, **MILK** transcends being easily labeled as a purely biographical or political film. It shows us what it means to belong to a community and how important our leaders can be in inspiring us to do great things collectively.

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**SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE**
Some in the critical establishment deride its take on destiny fulfilled. However, after watching the collapse of the U. S. housing and global financial markets, after the horror of watching Mumbai -- where **SLUMDOG** is mostly set -- terrorized, hope could not be a better salve for our collective conscious. In **SLUMDOG**, Danny Boyle weaves a taut back-and-forth tale putting the past in dialogue with the present and aptly showing the relationship therein. The child actors carry the day in this one that left me extraordinarily happy and emotionally exhausted. (This is the film I tell absolutely everyone to see.)

-- Number Two -- **LET THE RIGHT ONE IN**
The freaky Swedish vampire movie just got better and better the more I thought about it. (And if you happen to live in DC and see this film at the Landmark E-Street cinema, you will get to experience the atmospheric -- you could say "Sweden-like" coldness of -- an over-air-conditioned theater... in winter!!)

-- Number Three -- **VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA**
A sun-drenched romance about Americans going all Euro in the practive and experience of Love. The film features excellent acting from a talented ensemble and steady direction from Woody Allen. (His love affair with ScarJo now seems justified.)

--Number Four-- **WALL-E**
I'd rank Pixar's latest masterpiece higher if they hadn't lost me a bit with the humans and the, at times, preachy-message bits about protecting the environment. That said, the romance between Wall-E and Eve is among the best cinematic romances of all time.

-- Number Five -- **HAPPY GO LUCKY**
I harshed on this one a bit in my review... but over time, I've come to appreciate Mike Leigh's efforts in bringing to bear a study of the one emotion we fail to explore in cinema: Happiness.

--Number Six-- **PRICELESS** (aka **HORS DE PRIX**)
Every once in a while, us-curmudgeonly types have to insert a personal pick when you tell you what we liked. Another sun-drenched romance, I loved the little movie about a romance between gold-digger Audrey Tautau and ... some guy I've never heard of (Gad Elmaleh). It's the back-and-forth, screwball comedy of yore made extra fabulous again on the French Riveria. I dread the day that this gets a Hollywood makeover with... I dunno. Reece Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn.) (Although, a producer with a Hollywood makeover in mind would be smart to start with Julia Stiles.)

--Number Seven-- **CADILLAC RECORDS**
The last movie I saw in 2008, I feel that I truly saved (one of) the best for last. It's a little shaky through the first half... but then Beyonce rockets in an as Etta James with a performance that recalls Diana Ross in **LADY SINGS THE BLUES**. An unbelievably and surprisingly powerful film with a hook that brings to life the richness and pathos of American blues music. A must see.


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THE PERFORMANCES
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++ Best Performace by an Actor ++ Sean Penn in **MILK**

++ Best Performance by an Actress ++ Anne Hathaway in "RACHEL GETTING MARRIED**

++ Best "Supporting" Actor ++ Heath Ledger in **THE DARK KNIGHT** (I'd go so far as to call this the most riveting performance by an actor of either sex. Supporting or Lead.)

++ Best "Supporting" Actress ++ Penelope Cruz in **VICKY CRISTINA BARCELCONA**, Beyonce Knowles in **CADILLAC RECORDS** (tie)

++ Best Director ++ Danny Boyle, **SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE**

++ Biggest Miss ++ Weirdly, I'm picking the **DARK KNIGHT** which I liked a lot. It felt a bit ... convoluted ... in the middle. I like my Batman with clean, modernist storylines.

++ Honorable Mentions ++ Robert Downey Jr ... in Everything. His comeback arced over a few good movies and made him the Hollywood story of the year.

++ Who's Missing ++ Where was Russell Crowe this year?

The one you couldn't pay me to see -- **AUSTRALIA** Jackman (who's never in good movies) + Kidman (who couldn't "act her way out of a shoebox") = Utter Psychic MEH.  (This is weird for me b/c I typically love Baz Luhrmann's work.)

The one who should stay away for a bit
-- Cate Blachett. She's a fine actress ... but the tedium of reading gushing criticism of her performance showed its mortality with the gawd-awfulness of **BENJAMIN BUTTON**. I think I'd feel differently about Cate if she did another comedy or did a movie that wasn't saved for the Fall when all of the iiiimpppprortant! movies are released.

Who I want to see more of -- Anna Farris. I get the sense that she could be good if she could a great and not get stuck with every inane comedy imaginable.

Ripe for comeback -- Lindsay Lohan. I know, I know... BUT our dethroned tabloid princess -- the Queen, Madonna, has come back to capture that crown -- is great on screen. Despite the meltdown of her personal life. I'd like to see her in a rich, nuanced romantic comedy (maybe written by Tina Fey) with a slightly older (but not creepily older) leading man before using the pathos we've collectively witnessed for a breakout performance in... 2010 or 2011.

Riper for comeback -- Winona Ryder. The queen of my generation... and, yes, she is. Sorry. **HEATHERS** **REALITY BITES** **BEETLEJUICE**. 'nuff said. Tarantino is doing **INGLORIOUS BASTERDS** which allegedly has a character who is a Jewish Holocaust refugee who winds up working in a cinema in occupied France. With his knack for resurrecting careers, surely he could think of Winona for this one.

Ripest for a comeback (but should still away)
-- Gwenyth Paltrow. I like her and all but she does not seem to be in-it-to-win-it. Although, I'm left with the impression that she is still somewhat popular / well-liked. When her head is back in the game, she should be All She Can Be: An Above-The-Title American Movie Star with Mad Box Office Draw. (It's there with the right scripts.) (And Lord Knows Julia Roberts is looking botox-y & sad in the previews for **DUPLICITY**.) (Maybe the Madonna succubbus quotient -- where she sucks away the talent of those who stay around her too long and don't get away fast enough-- transcends husbands and now applies to BFFs.) (& speaking of Madonna...)

Role that Madonna Could Have Actually Pulled Off
-- "Donna" in **MAMMA MIA**. I in no way said *should* but *could have. Instead of spending 2008 making our "candy" hard, breaking up A-Rod's marriage, or sexing up with Jesus, Madonna would have fit easily in to the poptastic world of **MAMMA MIA** either as "Donna" or in the Christine Baranski role. (Assuming Madge would actually admit that she is in fact old enough to be the mother of a 20 year-old.) (The soundtrack, by extension, would be a GAY-tastic masterpiece.)

Most FAGTASTIC movie moment -- **TROPIC THUNDER**. The fake trailer with 5-Time-Oscar-Winner-Kurt-Lazarus and MTV-Best-Kiss-Award-Winner Tobey Maguire. (Downey and Maguire play gay well together.... as we all saw in **WONDER BOYS**.)

&, finally, My pick for the one that live on ... (The one that people will actually watch again in the future and have a shot at being an actual classic): **WALL-E**

November 30, 2008

Wonk 2.0 – Hipster at the Helm

Despite all of my efforts for a return to all things cultural, the sagging economy and the I-can’t-wait-until-Bush-is-out-of-office syndrome bring my focus to current events.  As widely noted, President-elect (can we just drop the ‘elect’ already?) announced his economic team led by the appointment of Tim Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury.  While normally I’d read the story, forget the insignificant details, and move on, the background and character information on Mr. Geithner has provided some interesting nuggets that suggest the man might not only be a financial whiz but might also have a personality.

One, it has been noted that Geithner uses the word ‘way’ where a more staid individually might use ‘very.’

Two, Geithner appears to differentiate pragmatic action from political and market theatrics.  As The Economist's Free Change blog noted on November 24, 2008:  “At times during the crisis Mr Geithner would counsel Mr Bernanke on the importance of the right ‘ratio of drama to effectiveness.'"

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Much has been written about the rise of the Geek and the redefinition of cool to include a new kind of smarts: the ability to process and produce information and to communicate that information in digestible, pop-savvy nuggets.  The new brand of cools is typically attributed to the rise of the new economy and geographically located in Silicon Valley.

However as “Barack Obama has become the Prince Caspian of the iPhone hordes," and appointed a seemingly likeminded individual to handle the biggest, baddest issue of our time, we seem to have leaders who are not only wicked-smart and (and dare we say) competent but who also are in tune with the contemporary zeitgeist.

Much has also been written about the ways in which the “Obama revolution” has  or alter everything from the execution of political campaigns, web-design and online marketing, and sports.  The most salient change might be the creation of an engagable citizenry via an information marketplace wherein citizens read, react, comment, and even produce content in an enriched political dialogue.  To a certain extent, the operation of the Obama campaign modeled this but the true test will be its use in the operation of a governing information democracy.  The Obama’s awareness of our times and the ways in which individuals communicate in the early 21st century may fully revolutionalize how citizens relate to government.  Moreover, government and politics might actually become cool.

November 27, 2008

TRACK: Single Ladies

The video that's all the rage... Irresistible. The art of the video is alive. Reminiscent of the Gap Ads: spare background, music, and lots of dancing. If Gap starts selling leotards, they should call up B. ;)

November 20, 2008

The Case for Big Calves

Hit the calf raises at the gym boys and girls:  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_71772.html

November 19, 2008

Anna Wintour = auf'd???

Page 6 -- and the Gawker -- report that Anna Wintour may in face be on her way out at Vogue.  (Enter Jacqueline Follet??!?)  It seems that Wintour's particular brand of know-it-all snootiness makes the magazine above forces larger than her ego... the unforseen popularity of reality tv (especially Project Runway) and... um, this intertubes thingie.  Both represent(ed) huge opportunities for the fashion category and for fashion.  Wintour apparently could not be bothered.  ("That's all.")


Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash gets the remix treatment in an early 2009 album release.  This could be great ... like The Grey Album.  Or, a monstrosity ... like Motown Remixed.  There doesn't seem to be much room in the middle on a project like this one.

November 18, 2008

Evian Gets a Cone-Bra

... agree with Chew Slowly's Nicolle Smith that this is extravagent, but when has Evian (with in the mass market) not seemed extravagant?  Gautier ups the ante. 

For full disclosure, Evian is in my triad -- along with Fiji & Volvic -- of preferred bottled waters. 

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